Alabama Getaway

Hi. This is Tim James, ignorant gubernatorial candidate for the great southern state of Alabama.

Tim's dad is former Alabama Gov. Fob James.

Tim is a good ole boy that seems to believe that only English is spoken in America.

It seems this gentleman firmly believes that a good way to solve the state budget issues of Alabama would be to limit DMV access to legal, taxpaying American citizens, who have yet to completely master the American version of the English language and would be more comfortable answering complicated questions in their native tongue.

I know it's tough when those pesky language options come up when you're at the ATM, or on the phone with your cellular company, or at the DMV... but you know what I do when confronted with such terrorism and Nazi-fascism (that is definitely a direct result of the Obama administration)?

I choose "English" and go about my business.

What a fucking asshole.